(combine your sun/moon/rising to make the full aesthetic!)
aries- cigarette smoke
taurus- the night sky
gemini- messy paint
cancer- rain clouds
leo- neon lights
virgo- vinyl records
libra- bubbles
scorpio- broken glass
sagittarius- sparks
capricorn- goosebumps
aquarius- the color yellow
pisces- piercing blue eyes
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scale of 1-10 of evilness
Aries: 10/10
Taurus: 4/10
Gemini: 2/10
Cancer: 8/10
Leo: 9/10
Virgo: 0/10
Libra: 7/10
Scorpio: 5/10
Sagittarius: 1000/10
Capricorn: 100/10
Aquarius: satan
Pisces: 1/10
Taurus: 4/10
Gemini: 2/10
Cancer: 8/10
Leo: 9/10
Virgo: 0/10
Libra: 7/10
Scorpio: 5/10
Sagittarius: 1000/10
Capricorn: 100/10
Aquarius: satan
Pisces: 1/10
SIGNS AS ICONIC ASPECTS OF ANIME
Aries: naruto
Taurus: panty shots and other means of fanservice
Gemini: yaoi hands
Cancer: the long speech about victory and friendship given by the plucky protagonist while crying
Leo: magical girls
Virgo: the fucking tsundere
Libra: shojo blush
Scorpio: ‘tch’
Sagittarius: fight scenes that last for several episodes
Capricorn: The Tragic Backstory™
Aquarius: that really good themesong for the first season
Pisces: nekos and/or 'NYAH'
Taurus: panty shots and other means of fanservice
Gemini: yaoi hands
Cancer: the long speech about victory and friendship given by the plucky protagonist while crying
Leo: magical girls
Virgo: the fucking tsundere
Libra: shojo blush
Scorpio: ‘tch’
Sagittarius: fight scenes that last for several episodes
Capricorn: The Tragic Backstory™
Aquarius: that really good themesong for the first season
Pisces: nekos and/or 'NYAH'
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the signs aesthetics
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the signs+school
Aries: takes extra/really hard classes, regrets this decision .28173 sec into the first day of school
Taurus: really should go to the teacher for help, but they're too scared to/don't want to be a bother
Gemini: (night before test) pfft I don't need to study (day of test) FUCK
Cancer: has VERY bad test anxiety, but is the go to person for when you forget your pencil
Leo: (stares at math hw for two seconds) yeah no fuck this
Virgo: very, VERY, serious about their study time
Libra: (stays up all night worrying about a class)(accidentally falls asleep in said class the next day)
Scorpio: organizes all the group study sessions + types up the study guides
Sagittarius: constantly drinks tea and leaves campus every chance they get
Capricorn: does fairly well, until they get a bad grade which fucks them up for the rest of the year
Aquarius: has their future all planned out, but never does their hw
Pisces: works really hard and has a tendency to cry when stressed
Taurus: really should go to the teacher for help, but they're too scared to/don't want to be a bother
Gemini: (night before test) pfft I don't need to study (day of test) FUCK
Cancer: has VERY bad test anxiety, but is the go to person for when you forget your pencil
Leo: (stares at math hw for two seconds) yeah no fuck this
Virgo: very, VERY, serious about their study time
Libra: (stays up all night worrying about a class)(accidentally falls asleep in said class the next day)
Scorpio: organizes all the group study sessions + types up the study guides
Sagittarius: constantly drinks tea and leaves campus every chance they get
Capricorn: does fairly well, until they get a bad grade which fucks them up for the rest of the year
Aquarius: has their future all planned out, but never does their hw
Pisces: works really hard and has a tendency to cry when stressed
Partners in crime
Aries + Pisces
Taurus + Leo
Gemini + Scorpio
Cancer + Aquarius
Virgo + Sagittarius
Libra + Capricorn
the signs as 90s movies
aries: toy story
taurus: mrs. doubtfire
gemini: the lion king
cancer: edward scissorhands
leo: jurassic park
virgo: forrest gump
libra: clueless
scorpio: fight club
sagittarius: braveheart
capricorn: titanic
aquarius: the matrix
pisces: space jam
taurus: mrs. doubtfire
gemini: the lion king
cancer: edward scissorhands
leo: jurassic park
virgo: forrest gump
libra: clueless
scorpio: fight club
sagittarius: braveheart
capricorn: titanic
aquarius: the matrix
pisces: space jam
The signs favorite subject
Math: Gemini, Scorpio
Science: Aquarius, Aries
History: Taurus, Capricorn
English: Cancer, Virgo
Art: Leo, Libra
Lunch: Pisces, Sagittarius
Science: Aquarius, Aries
History: Taurus, Capricorn
English: Cancer, Virgo
Art: Leo, Libra
Lunch: Pisces, Sagittarius
where to take the signs on a date
aries: concert
taurus: restaurant
gemini: theme park
cancer: hell
leo: movies
virgo: bookstore
libra: museum
scorpio: cafe
sagittarius: hiking
capricorn: theatre
aquarius: observatory
pisces: aquariumoh okay i get it. just cause im a pisces i wanna go to a fuckng aquarium. fuck you, i dont want to go to a fucking aquarium for a date. who the fuck wrote this shit list im going to kick your ass. you think just cause my sign is two stupid fucking fish that i wanna see a bunch of other stupid fuckng fishes dying and breathing in poopwater in big glass cages no fuck you. no i dont wanna do that. why scorpio and taurus and gemini get all this fun shit but i gotta be a fuckin fish stuck in fish hell. u know waht im just gonna come out and say it: i ahte swimming. i hate swimming. i havent liked swimming ever and the fact that im a ppisces mean every1 gonna assume i like 2 swim but u know what. i dont like to swim. im so sick of all this water shit from these zodiacs i mean god damn in the pokemon one which type is pisces gonna be ITS WATER DID U THINK IT WOULDNT BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN FUCKIGN WATER of course its water i didnt even have 2 look at that goddam fuckin pokemon one cause i knew pisces was gonna be shitty water. why is pisces the one thats always water anyways. aquarius was water IN THE name (aqua) and that spanish for water so why the fuck isnt aquarius the sign thats in water hell why it gotta be me. fuck this shit whoever made this shitty date shit fuck u im never going to an aquarium again
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the signs as hsm songs
aries - i want it all
taurus - scream
gemini - you are the music in me (sharpay version)
cancer - breaking free
leo - fabulous
virgo - can i have this dance
libra - work this out
scorpio - gotta go my own way
sagittarius - now or never
capricorn - bet on it
aquarius - everyday
pisces - just wanna be with you
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Team "Ready To Shove An ENTIRE Pumpkin Up My Ass": Sagittarius, Aquarius, Scorpio, Aries, Pisces, Leo
Team " It's Still August, You Animals": Taurus, Capricorn, Virgo, Gemini, Cancer, Libra
Team " It's Still August, You Animals": Taurus, Capricorn, Virgo, Gemini, Cancer, Libra
The “all I do is listen to music and overthink shit“ squad
Pisces, Virgo, Cancer, Aquarius, Taurus, Scorpio
the signs as things kaneki has done
Aries: told shachi to eat shit
Taurus: cussed up at the night sky full of stars
Gemini: gone into battle wearing what could easily pass for latex sex wear
Cancer: regrew infinite toes
Leo: said he needed tsukiyama's sword
Virgo: became the fucking strong
Libra: curled up on his bed in a ball of self-loathing
Scorpio: asked madam a if she knew the sound you hear with a centipede in your ear
Sagittarius: accidentally stabbed banjou and whacked tsukiyama in the face
Capricorn: ate almost every member of the ghoul restaurant
Aquarius: passively said that if he were a ghoul, hide would be very dead
Pisces: gave hinami a professional-level haircut
Taurus: cussed up at the night sky full of stars
Gemini: gone into battle wearing what could easily pass for latex sex wear
Cancer: regrew infinite toes
Leo: said he needed tsukiyama's sword
Virgo: became the fucking strong
Libra: curled up on his bed in a ball of self-loathing
Scorpio: asked madam a if she knew the sound you hear with a centipede in your ear
Sagittarius: accidentally stabbed banjou and whacked tsukiyama in the face
Capricorn: ate almost every member of the ghoul restaurant
Aquarius: passively said that if he were a ghoul, hide would be very dead
Pisces: gave hinami a professional-level haircut
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the signs in one word
Aries: lovely
Taurus: perfect
Gemini: kind
Cancer: sweet
Leo: queen
Virgo: who the fuck edited this post and made virgo the annoying one when everyone else is so precious and pretty? fuck you
Libra: pretty
Scorpio: okay but the OP literally just says "Evil" for all twelve signs
Sagittarius: aeiou aeiouaeiou
Capricorn: chill
Aquarius: the dark man took my son
Pisces: john madden john madden john madden john madden
Taurus: perfect
Gemini: kind
Cancer: sweet
Leo: queen
Virgo: who the fuck edited this post and made virgo the annoying one when everyone else is so precious and pretty? fuck you
Libra: pretty
Scorpio: okay but the OP literally just says "Evil" for all twelve signs
Sagittarius: aeiou aeiouaeiou
Capricorn: chill
Aquarius: the dark man took my son
Pisces: john madden john madden john madden john madden
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the “I act like I don’t notice but I notice everything” squad
Taurus, Scorpio, Cancer, Aquarius, Capricorn, Sagittarius
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the signs + Mario Kart
1st place hoes: leo, virgo, scorpio, capricorn, aquarius
7th place hoes: taurus, gemini
gets all the good items but still ends up losing: libra, sagittarius, pisces
always slips on the banana peels and fake item boxes: cancer
ruthless hoe who uses the blue shell no matter whose team they on: aries
7th place hoes: taurus, gemini
gets all the good items but still ends up losing: libra, sagittarius, pisces
always slips on the banana peels and fake item boxes: cancer
ruthless hoe who uses the blue shell no matter whose team they on: aries