the signs as things kaneki has done
Aries: told shachi to eat shit
Taurus: cussed up at the night sky full of stars
Gemini: gone into battle wearing what could easily pass for latex sex wear
Cancer: regrew infinite toes
Leo: said he needed tsukiyama's sword
Virgo: became the fucking strong
Libra: curled up on his bed in a ball of self-loathing
Scorpio: asked madam a if she knew the sound you hear with a centipede in your ear
Sagittarius: accidentally stabbed banjou and whacked tsukiyama in the face
Capricorn: ate almost every member of the ghoul restaurant
Aquarius: passively said that if he were a ghoul, hide would be very dead
Pisces: gave hinami a professional-level haircut