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Important Hidekane AU: Mcdonald’s worker!Kaneki and Burger King worker!Hide

What if Hide is really dramatic about them being fast food rivals and Kaneki can’t help but laugh at his ridiculous antics. Eventually they end up giving out coupons at the same place and have a competition for who can hand the most out. The loser has to buy lunch. ;)

“NO THERE IS NO WAY YOU WILL GET ME TO EAT THAT BIG MAC”

“C'mon, Hide..”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

“nooo, don’t accept coupons from this cutie over there! Don’t let yourself be fooled by his cute and handsome look, don’t lose yourself in these breathtaking grey eyes!! Ignore his angelic voice and take my burger king coupons instead!!”

“I can hear you, you know….”

“Just look at this black-haired boy, trying to woo me with his adorable pout and voice!! Don’t let yourself be fooled by this cute employee!”

“Don’t accept coupons from that handsome looking guy with the headphones! Don’t let yourself be seduced by his perfect smiles!”

“Awwwww, you find my smiles perfect and seductive? ;)”

“Shut up!”

okay, but imagine subway employee Nishiki getting pissed by Hide’s and Kaneki’s yelling and he’s just like:
“I swear to god, if you two don’t start dating I’ll end your life.”

SUBWAY EMPLOYEE NISHIKI OMG

“Nagachika I’ll shove a footlong up your ASS if you don’t shut up roght NOW”

“….. DID YOU GUYS HEAR THAT?! DON’T GO TO SUBWAY, JUST LOOK AT THIS RUDE EMPLOYEE!! VISIT BURGER KING INSTEAD”

“or go to McDonald’s, we don’t have screaming employee’s like this charming blond over here.”

“…you think I’m charming?!”

“Well… yea…”

“TAKE A FREAKING ROOM, YOU TWO!”